Josh's Fatal Fury Rant
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One day Adam and Josh watched Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture on television. It involves the search for magical armor said to grant the powers of Mars, the God of War. At the end of the movie, the armor comes to life as Mars and the movie's hero Terry Bogard defeats him.
Josh took particular exception to the absurdity of this ending. He was angry at the fact that a man defeated a god in unarmed combat, let alone the God of War. He ranted for some time, eventually settling on one repeated phrase to sum up his argument:
He kills the God of War!
HE kills the God of War.
He KILLS the God of War.
He kills THE God of War.
He kills the GOD of War.
He kills the God of WAR.
HE KILLS THE GOD OF WAR!
Any mention of this movie will enrage Josh, causing him to rip into the movie, ultimately culminating in the above rant.
Josh's rant
Josh took particular exception to the absurdity of this ending. He was angry at the fact that a man defeated a god in unarmed combat, let alone the God of War. He ranted for some time, eventually settling on one repeated phrase to sum up his argument:
He kills the God of War!
HE kills the God of War.
He KILLS the God of War.
He kills THE God of War.
He kills the GOD of War.
He kills the God of WAR.
HE KILLS THE GOD OF WAR!
Any mention of this movie will enrage Josh, causing him to rip into the movie, ultimately culminating in the above rant.
Josh's rant